Dusty books? No problem.

The Boston Public Library has a machine that automatically dusts their books. I desperately need one.

Socks & Books

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

—J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Sounds like a job for Mrs. Weasley’s magic knitting needles!