From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where Stephen Colbert dared to roast the President, the First Lady, and the media to their faces:
But I just have one beef, ma’am. I’m sorry, but this reading initiative. I’ve never been a fan of books. I don’t trust them. They’re all fact, no heart. I mean, they’re elitist, telling us what is or isn’t true, what did or didn’t happen. Who’s Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say it was built in 1941, that’s my right as an American. I’m with the president — let history decide what did or did not happen.
Read the whole “ballsilicious” transcript here. I have the feeling he won’t be invited back. He may in fact disappear. Enjoy him while you can.